MoonbaseTom

Best when viewed in Fire Fox.

Seriously, don't use IE. My site looks strange.

Chrome kinda works, but NO RSS, stop bugg'n bout that! Bug Google.

Robots hate dogs, dogs hate robots. It's a fact.

Of all the things I wanted to be, none of them were "astronaut" until now.

MoonBaseTom, we got stuff! What more you want?

Ninjas can't see you if you smile.

Getting up early just makes the day take longer.

Listen! You smell something?

Back off man, I'm a scientist.

Making wishes come true sense 1988.

That person in the mirror isn't you!

Always be sure your evil twin isn't watching.

Internet, Now gluten free!

Smart TV will only make you dumber.

You're never too young to feel so old.

As the hair on your head gets thinner, the hair on your back gets longer.

Your dog only loves you because it doesn't really know you.

Guys, Shaving your junk doesn't make it look longer. Just younger.

All the dumbest people I know, I met at Walmart.

It's never too late to end up in jail.

Always be sure the check out the gallery, new stuff added all the time.

Always remember, Would Optimus Prime approve of your actions?